Hi,
readers! Sorry for the delay in entries,
but 2026 has been a whirlwind of good and bad (fairly good on a personal level
and mostly bad on a global level, but that’s beside the point). I’ve finally found some time to breathe and
collect my thoughts, so I figured now’s as good a time as any to recap recent
happenings and deliver my personal State of the Union (for myself, not the
country; I don’t have the temperament to get into that right now). Let’s go!
Work in the new
office is mostly going smoothly; after weeks of scanning, shredding, and having
to get a replacement shredder due to all the shredding, my partner and I have
closed up all my old Tillamook cases, and we’re ready to take on new
cases. Everything was going smoothly: our
interviews with the Marion County Association of Defenders went well, and we
were offered full consortium membership contracts. Unfortunately, we then ran into some funding
issues; MCAD put our employment on hold, and we’re still waiting on them to
secure funding from the state to support us.
In the meantime, we’ve started doing hourly defense work for
unrepresented defendants on behalf of the Oregon Public Defense Commission in a
few neighboring counties. It doesn’t pay
the most, but it should keep us in the game until things are resolved with
MCAD. There are other legal work
opportunities that we’re looking out for, but we’re mostly holding out for eventual
full contracts.
While things in
Salem are still taking off, matters in Tillamook have been winding down. As of writing this, I only have one
unresolved criminal trial pending in Tillamook County; after that, the only
cases I have left there are DUII diversion cases (where clients complete
treatment programs in exchange for having charges dropped). Soon, I’ll have no more professional reasons
to return to Tillamook…though I feel that I’ll still want to visit from time to
time. The smell of dung may be strong,
but it’s hard to avoid the siren calls of high-quality ice cream and fresh(er)
seafood.
I’ve been
living in Salem for seven months, but it still feels like I’m settling in. It could be because I haven’t experienced a full
yearly cycle yet, I’m still locking down relevant medical professionals, I have
the aforementioned consortium complications, or just because I still haven’t
figured out how to organize things in my room.
Nevertheless, I’m still doing what I can to make myself comfortable in
this new community. I’ve expanded my
social circles by going to local bar association events and becoming a regular
attendee at the nearby synagogue. I’m
still working on making new friends and reaching out to old friends, but these
new frontiers have made me feel more at home more quickly than I did in
Tillamook. I look forward to seeing how
this year goes for me as I continue my metamorphosis into a proper Salemite.
Work aside, the
most notable event for me this year so far was my 33rd birthday (which
therefore inspired the title of this post).
Given that it was on a Tuesday this year, I had to save my celebrations
for a later weekend. I was only able to
get Cthulhu and two other friends, but the quality of celebrations more than
made up for the small quantity of celebrators.
We were able to enjoy back-to-back feasts at two of my favourite local
restaurants. Being able to enjoy these
restaurants in the company of friends made me realize how fortunate I have
become: two years ago, I was unable to enjoy this company and these
settings. I’m still finding my way in an
occasionally uncertain career during unstable times, but I think I’m right
where I need to be.
But I know you
didn’t click on this blog post just to hear my philosophizing and self-affirmations;
you want cat pictures! Don’t worry—the Serotonin
Squad have been as adorable as ever these past four months (even though they’ve
gotten soooo big), and I’ve got the photos to prove it. Here’s some pictures of the chaos gremlins I
live with, with a few bonus pics:
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| I've gotten in the habit of using my briefcase as a makeshift baby gate to keep the goblins out. |
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| "Personal space? What's that? Did you mean purrsonal space?" |
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| They continue trying to break into my room. They succeeded one night, which led to fifteen minutes of literally herding cats. |
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| They've gotten into the habit of demanding pets while going up or down the stairs. I'm more than happy to oblige! |
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| Not cat-related, but worth mentioning: while cuddling a rescue puppy at market last December, I came to the realization that my longtime fear of dogs has vanished in recent years! :) |
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| My Halloween 2025 costume :) |
Before wrapping
up this entry, I have one more pleasant surprise. I tried the 34th trial of my career last
month, and it ended in a way that was both amusing and satisfying. As such, I am triumphantly (albeit briefly) bringing
back:
GREAT MOMENTS IN TILLAMOOK JURISPRUDENCE
*insert sophisticated music*
Episode X: Running
Reckless
[An assault case has reached the
halfway point, and the prosecution has rested its case. The defense makes an oral motion before
proceeding with its evidence.]
Benjamin D. Fischberg: The defense
moves for a judgment of acquittal. The
state has accused [my client] of recklessly causing physical injury. Under Oregon law, “reckless” means that a
person disregards a substantial and unjustifiable risk. The state has not explained what risky
behavior [my client] is alleged to engaged in.
Judge: Counsel, what is the
state’s rebuttal?
Prosecutor: Your honor, the
state has proven that the defendant was running around the house while holding
a case of bottled water. It was
therefore highly risky that someone could have been injured.
J: Counsel, are you saying that
running around in your own house is substantially risky behavior?
P: It is when you have an
elderly relative.
[Judge stares into space for a
minute while thinking.]
J: …Running in your home is not
reckless behavior. Motion granted; case
dismissed.
[My 34th trial ends in acquittal. My client is reunited with their family. I head home with a spring in my step and
without having to present any evidence to the jury.]