Sunday, July 12, 2020

Going the (Social) Distance


It’s been 4 months since my last blog entry.  Despite hopes to the contrary, quarantine is still in effect (although the exact conditions vary, especially county-to-county; some businesses are opening up, but masks are generally required).  However, there are some things that transcend quarantine—criminal justice is one of them.  As such, I’ve actually had to start going into the office to get work done and even found myself in court.  Because court proceedings can only be suspended for so long, the circuit court has resumed some trials.  Last week, I got to see this first-hand: I tried a case before a jury, but with brand-new social distancing guidelines in place!
Before discussing this interesting trial experience, there’s something else I want to address.  In the past 4 months, in the shadow of COVID-19, there has been a growing protest movement regarding criminal justice reform, racial injustice, and police brutality.  While protests of this kind are certainly nothing new, these protests and the accompanying dialogue have been receiving far more attention on the national stage than usual—there is a lot of potential for change blowing in the wind.  I have my own feelings on this discourse—some complex and some strong—but such discussions are beyond the scope of this blog, which is mostly meant for goofy entertainment purposes.  As such, I will not go further, but I encourage any and all readers to look into this further to learn more.  Future readers: I recommend looking up “George Floyd protests” in your search engine of choice to learn about what was going on in 2020.  Current readers: I recommend going to https://www.joincampaignzero.org/solutions to learn more about proposed policies that are being discussed.  It’s only part of the discussion, but I feel that it is a good starting point for laypeople.
(Note: this blog is not financially associated or otherwise affiliated with Campaign Zero.)
On to the main event: last week saw me conducting my first jury trial in Tillamook County!  I won’t go into too many details of the case, but it was a 2-count misdemeanor trial: 1 allegation of Menacing (putting one in fear of imminent serious physical harm) and 1 allegation of Criminal Mischief in the Second Degree (causing unwanted damage to a motor vehicle, in this case).  Because the charges were fairly minor and there were only 3 witnesses, this kind of case would normally take only 1 day to resolve.  However, the specter of COVID-19 meant that distancing precautions needed to be taken, which limited the number of potential jurors that could be questioned.  Normally, jury selection (something I have never done without a supervising attorney before) involves questioning 45 or so jurors at once spread throughout the courtroom.  With social distancing guidelines in place (which also required that everyone—jurors, lawyers, witnesses, and judge—wear masks for face shields), we could only have 15 at a time.  This doubled the length of jury selection and caused the trial to go into 2 days (also a first for me).  This let me dust off my (very rusty, 2-years-unused) voir dire skills and use/practice them not once, but twice.  Truth be told, it was a tough crowd; my friendly lighthearted approach that I developed in Salem, Oregon didn’t garner much positive response with the first pool, so I changed my tactics to be short and direct for the second pool (something to remember in the future with Tillamook juries).  Jury selection aside, the trial mostly went on as smoothly as I could hope.  I kept my opening statement short, defanged potentially harmful testimony through cross-examinations and hearsay objections, made appropriate motions for judgment of acquittal (which were denied, as usual), let my client tell his story through direct examination (while also trying to mitigate the harm caused by him more or less admitting to criminal action—quick tip: when on trial for menacing, assault, or something similar, don’t tell a jury “I would have shot him if I was carrying” or “at that point, I wanted to break his windows and drag him outside”), and delivered closing arguments that were rather eloquent (for me, at any rate).  When all was said and done, it was time for jury deliberation.  My heart pounding, and with little else to immediately do, I hit up the local Starbucks, grabbed some goodies, and came back to court to wait.
I had been sitting in the courthouse lobby for only about 5 minutes when I received a call that the jury had reached a verdict.  Once everyone was back in the courtroom and the verdict forms were in the hands of the judge, the verdict was read.  On the charge of Menacing, my client was found guilty.  Based on comments he had made on the stand, I wasn’t too surprised.  What did surprise me a little (though not that much, based on how many juries operate) was that he was found not guilty of Criminal Mischief in the Second Degree.  My client and I wanting to strike while the iron was hot, we asked to move into sentencing immediately.  I requested that the court release my client on credit for time served, as he had already been imprisoned for several months and did not pose a threat to others.  Conversely, the state argued that my client was dangerously delusional and requested 3 years probation with 6 months incarceration.  My client explained to the court that he was perfectly sane, harmless, and planning to leave the state…and then proceeded to shoot our case in the foot by saying that he was moving in with his friend Kim Kardashian, whom he claimed had been in court January on his behalf (note: she wasn’t).  Ultimately, the judge determined that probation would serve little purpose and that a flat jail sentence was in order.  She sentenced my client to 9 months, and the case was over.  Still, there was one bright spot that pleased me and my client; since he was acquitted of the criminal mischief charge, there was no financial restitution or obligation to pay.
Ultimately, I feel the trial mostly went well, given the facts I was working with and my relative inexperience.  It certainly feels weird to jump into the deep end after several months of isolation, but everything feels a little weird in this line of work.  The social distancing aspect was an interesting twist (and it was kind of amusing to see everyone wearing masks), but it ultimately didn’t factor into things too much (although I did raise some objections to get witnesses to remove their masks so that the jury could assess credibility).  Another interesting twist was that the case was prosecuted by a certified law clerk (albeit with a supervising prosecutor).  As a former law clerk myself, I got a little wistful.  Two years ago, I was sitting with a supervising attorney and trying my first cases.  Two years later, I’m on my own, handling cases like a professional.  Time really does fly…
Anyway, I’ll need to work on my voir dire skills, but it’s reassuring to see that I still have most of my trial skills on hand…which I’ll be needing again soon, as my next jury trial is set for this week!  Back into the fray!

Fischberg Flashback 35: I Like to Move It, Move It

Note: this was originally published to Ben Around the Block on June 2, 2025.  I have made minor changes.   Well, it took a while to get t...